Friday, February 11, 2011

Interview with Matt Patrick, a.k.a. Jack Gough

On the opening night of The Legend of Johnny 15, playing at 8pm at the Parkside Lounge, we feature a special Proust-ish questionnaire with actor Matt Patrick.

1. Your favorite virtue.

2. Your favorite qualities in a man.
As long as you aren't a douche bag, I'm open to being your friend.

3. Your favorite qualities in a woman.
I have a deep respect for all women. Without them, I wouldn't be here. So I guess my favorite qualities in a woman would be their general acceptance of their vital importance to life as we know it, their ability to get what they want, and their ability to get me to tip them more at a bar than I would a guy. That's pretty amazing. I hope to one day harness that power. [ed. note: you never will.]

4. What you appreciate most in your friends.
Honesty, Loyalty, High Drinking Tolerance.

5. Your dirtiest secret or detail that you wish to reveal here.
I peek when I kiss my girlfriend sometimes.

6. Your idea of happiness.
Jameson, Guinness, Shepherd's Pie, Potatoes, Guinness, Jameson, Hot women, bills paid, more Guinness...

7. If not yourself, who would you be?
Robert Downey Jr. or Colin Farrel.

8. Your ideal meal would consist of... (you may choose an appetizer, a three-course main, a dessert and a beverage.
Appetizer: jalapeƱo poppers, Main: Shepherd's Pie (Meat, Potatoes, vegetables. Bang), Dessert: coffee/espresso/maybe both, Beverage: Guinness/Jameson & Coke. [add. ed. note: regarding your appetizer selection, pending cream cheese-filled, we are officially BFFs.]

9. What is your present state of mind?

10. How many of the 15 fetishes do you have, and to what degree? You may specify.
I'm into being bitten and scratched. I think it'd be amazing to have sex with a vampire and be bitten at climax. Scratching is fun too. I also like to bite. Not much of a scratcher, but I do like to grab a girl by the thighs and squeeze a little bit if she's into that.

11. Has doing this play affected your sex life? If so, how? I find myself hornier than usual when I go home after rehearsals.

12. Your most-listened to tracks on my iPod (or other MP3 player).
Honky Tonk Woman - Rolling Stones, Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons, TNT - AC/DC, Runnin' With The Devil - Van Halen.

13. Your motto.
Here's to those who wish me well, and all the rest can go to Hell.

Ladies, he will be at the Parkside Lounge tonight for additional interrogating (but you did see in his interview he specified girlfriend. So hands off.)

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